What Aliens Would Say About Our TVs
and I couldn't blame them...
Excerpt from Study of the Dominant Species on Planet Z-A984-b
Chapter 11 - Religious Life
American humans spend roughly 2.86 hours per day of their 24-hour day watching a 80-125 inch diagonal worship screen they call “TV.”1 Many adults can not explain what the letters stand for, so we have assumed provisionally that it is the deity’s root name, not some ki…
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