What If Humans Had Tails and Talked Less?

an absurd and dubious use of my imagination

AI image of a woman with a furry dog tail

Dogs seem especially keen on monitoring exactly where you are at all times. Unless they are sleeping, dogs almost always react when you come into the room or otherwise become visible.

Most of the time, this reaction involves tail wagging. Even if the dog doesn’t lift its head, the tail usually starts thumping as y…