Too Much Yap Yap. Too Much Tap Tap.

my dog has so much to teach us about ourselves

Excuse me? Seriously? How do I get the electronic anti-bark collar? And not you? 

All bloody day long, I have to listen to you yapping on webinars, yapping on video calls, yapping in the shower, doing your infernal stimming and didgeridoo (including yelling my name for no reason in various vocal tones) all over the house.

But I'm the one with the anti-voc…