Aliens Debate Whether or Not to Land on Earth
a very real, insulting scenario to consider
Alien Fan: Look! They’re so adorable!
Lead Alien: Who?
Alien Fan: The dominant species on this water world! Look at them, with their flat little faces and big colorful eyeballs. And tufts of hair on top! I could hug them forever.
Lead Alien: Huh? We don’t hug. We have poison-tipped chest spikes.
Alien Fan: …
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